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A playful guide to finding your perfect Creature Cock
Forget your star sign. Forget your Myers-Briggs personality type. Forget trying to work out whether you're a Leo, a Capricorn or apparently someone who “communicates through acts of service.”
We have a much more important question.
Which fantasy creature are you bringing into the bedroom? 😈
Maybe you're the curious explorer who always wants to try something new. Perhaps you're drawn to the mysterious and unusual. Maybe texture is your love language. Or perhaps you're the person who sees something colourful, weird and completely unexpected and thinks:
“Yep. I want to know more about that.”
Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of Creature Cocks.
Following our first deep dive into fantasy dildos, we're going beyond simply asking what is a Creature Cock? This time, we're asking something much more important.
Which one is actually YOU?
And with creatures ranging from unusual larvae and otherworldly invaders to tentacled fantasy beasts and radioactive reptiles, there's certainly no shortage of personalities to choose from.
🐛 The Curious Explorer
Your Creature: Creature Cocks Larva
You're curious.
You like discovering things.
And when someone says, “That's a bit unusual,” your response is probably:
“Interesting. Tell me more.”
You don't necessarily need everything to be predictable, and you're perfectly happy exploring beyond the usual bedroom routine.
That's where Creature Cocks Larva gets seriously interesting.
This colourful fantasy creature doesn't just look the part - it actually comes with four removable, cocoon-like eggs that can be loaded into the hollow toy, making its fantasy “egg-laying” concept one of its standout features.
And let's be honest…
That's not something you see every day. 😈
It's exactly the sort of wonderfully weird detail that makes fantasy adult toys so much fun. Rather than simply choosing a toy based on a traditional shape, you're stepping into an entire creature-inspired fantasy.
The Larva is made from premium silicone and has a combination of bumps, ribs and other textures, along with a suction-cup base. The product page recommends using it with water-based lubricant only and specifically notes that the eggs are not intended for anal use.
So if you're the person who loves discovering the “wait… it actually does WHAT?” feature on an unusual toy, Larva may be your Creature Cock alter ego.
💭 Your bedroom motto:
“I've never tried that before…”
And honestly?
That's where some of the most interesting adventures begin.
👾 The Fearless Adventurer
Your Creature: Creature Cocks Deep Invader
You're the person who sees the phrase “something completely different” and immediately becomes interested.
Routine isn't necessarily your thing. You're happy exploring fantasy, experimenting with new ideas and letting your imagination take the lead - Meet Creature Cocks Deep Invader.
This colourful, otherworldly fantasy toy takes the Creature Cocks concept somewhere seriously imaginative - and it has a rather unusual trick up its sleeve.
🥚 Yes… it lays eggs.
The Deep Invader has a hollow design that holds four cocoon-like eggs, creating its signature fantasy ovipositor feature. The eggs are included with the toy, making this one of the more unusual and distinctive designs in the Creature Cocks collection.
And let's be honest…
That's not something you see every day. 😂
It's exactly the sort of wonderfully weird detail that makes fantasy adult toys so much fun. You're not simply choosing a toy based on a traditional shape - you're stepping into an entire creature-inspired fantasy.
The Deep Invader is made from flexible silicone and features a mixture of bumps, ribs and textures, with a suction-cup base. The product information recommends water-based lubricant only and specifically states that the eggs should not be placed inside the anus.
So if you're the person who loves discovering the “wait… it actually does WHAT?” feature on an unusual toy, Deep Invader might just be your Creature Cock alter ego.
💭 Your bedroom motto:
“Why be ordinary?”
🐙 The Sensory Seeker
Your Creature: Creature Cocks Octoprobe
You notice details.
Texture matters.
You're curious about sensation, and you enjoy taking your time rather than rushing from A to B.
If that sounds like you, meet Creature Cocks Octoprobe.
Discover Creature Cocks Octoprobe
Tentacle-inspired fantasy toys bring an entirely different visual and tactile aesthetic to the world of adult toys.
And they fit beautifully with the idea of sensory exploration.
If you're curious about sensory play, you don't have to jump straight into anything complicated.
Start with the basics.
Different textures.
Different temperatures.
Soft fabrics.
Music.
Lighting.
Massage.
Blindfolds.
Even changing the atmosphere of the room can make familiar experiences feel completely different.
If this sounds like your kind of adventure, our Beginner's Guide to Sensory Play is a great place to start.
Because sometimes it's not about finding more stimulation.
It's about paying more attention to the sensations you already enjoy.
💭 Your bedroom motto:
“Slow down. Notice everything.”
🦎 The Wild Card
Your Creature: Creature Cocks Radioactive Reptile
You're unpredictable.
You like colour.
You're not particularly interested in following the crowd.
And if there's a choice between the safe option and the weird, colourful one?
Well…
You already know which one you're choosing.
Meet Creature Cocks Radioactive Reptile.
With its green, reptile-inspired appearance and fantasy aesthetic, this is a creature for anyone who likes their bedroom accessories to have a little personality.
It's also perfect for Halloween.
Think “radioactive laboratory”.
Mad scientist.
Mutant creature.
Post-apocalyptic fantasy.
Or simply:
“I bought the weird green one because I liked it.”
No explanation required.
💭 Your bedroom motto:
“Rules are more fun when they're optional.”
🖤 So… Which Creature Are You?
Let's recap.
🐛 The Curious Explorer with its 4 cocoon-like eggs
You're intrigued by the unusual.
Your creature: Larva.
👾 The Fearless Adventurer - another egg-laying fantasy creature, but with a completely different colorful, alien - inspired aesthetic
You're ready to step beyond the ordinary.
Your creature: Deep Invader.
🐙 The Sensory Seeker
You love exploring texture and sensation.
Your creature: Octoprobe.
🦎 The Wild Card
You're colourful, unpredictable and completely yourself.
Your creature: Radioactive Reptile.
But here's the thing…
You don't actually have to choose just one.
Your personality isn't fixed.
Neither is your bedroom.
You might be the Curious Explorer on Monday, the Sensory Seeker on Friday and the Wild Card when Halloween rolls around.
And that's one of the best things about exploring fantasy adult toys.
You get to decide what feels exciting to you.
🎃 Why Fantasy Toys Are Perfect for Halloween
Of course, Halloween gives us an excellent excuse to embrace the whole concept.
It's the one time of year when nobody bats an eyelid at the idea of witches, monsters, mythical creatures and mysterious things lurking in the shadows.
So why not bring a little of that fantasy into your intimate life?
You could create an entire themed evening around your chosen creature.
🕯️ Set the mood
Dim the lights.
Add candles.
Put on a spooky playlist.
Choose some atmospheric lighting.
👻 Choose a character
You could dress up.
Or simply create a fantasy atmosphere without a costume.
🐉 Pick your creature
Choose the toy that fits your theme.
Dark and gothic?
Go monster.
Colourful and playful?
Choose something magical.
Otherworldly?
There's an entire universe waiting to be explored.
💦 And don't forget the lube - obviously…
💦 Every Good Creature Needs a Little Wet Stuff
Fantasy toys might be the stars of the show, but lubricant deserves a supporting role.
A good water-based lubricant can help make toy play more comfortable and enjoyable, particularly when you're exploring unfamiliar shapes or textures.
For your Creature Cocks adventures, LubeLady has a few Wet Stuff favourites.
💧 Wet Stuff Plus
The handy 100g tube is an easy bedside - drawer essential.
✨ Wet Stuff Gold
Prefer a larger bottle and pump?
The 270g Wet Stuff Gold is designed for those who like a little more to work with.
🌿 Wet Stuff Aloe Vera
For those who prefer an aloe-vera-infused water-based lubricant, there's Wet Stuff Aloe Vera.
As always, check the individual product instructions and compatibility information for your particular toy and condoms before use.
Because the last thing we want is your mythical beast becoming a chemistry experiment. 😂
🧼 And Don't Forget Creature Care
Your adventure might be over, but your toy - care routine isn't.
Clean your fantasy toy according to the manufacturer's instructions after use, paying particular attention to textured areas, grooves and other places where residue can collect.
For an easy addition to your toy-care routine, Wet Stuff Clean is a dedicated toy cleaner available in a handy 235g spray bottle.
Shop Wet Stuff Clean Toy Cleaner
Follow the product instructions carefully, allow your toy to dry completely and store it appropriately once clean.
Your creature deserves a good home.
🌈 Fantasy Doesn't Have to Be Complicated
One of the biggest misconceptions about fantasy adult toys is that you need to be deeply involved in kink, roleplay or elaborate bedroom scenarios to enjoy them.
You don't.
You can simply think they're fun.
You can enjoy the aesthetic.
You can be curious.
You can choose one because it makes you laugh.
You can buy one because it looks completely unlike anything you've seen before.
And you don't have to explain your choice to anyone.
Your bedroom isn't a performance.
It's your space.
Your curiosity. Your boundaries. Your imagination.
💋 Fantasy Is About Permission to Play
There's something wonderfully freeing about giving yourself permission to be a little silly.
Adults spend an enormous amount of time being serious.
Work.
Bills.
Laundry.
Appointments.
Emails.
More emails.
Yet another email.
So why shouldn't your intimate life have room for imagination?
Fantasy allows you to step away from the ordinary for a while.
You can create a character.
Change the atmosphere.
Try something new.
Laugh.
Explore.
Or simply discover that something you never expected to interest you actually does.
And if it doesn't?
That's okay too.
Curiosity doesn't come with a contract.
🖤 Your Fantasy. Your Rules.
So…
Are you the Curious Explorer?
The Fearless Adventurer?
The Sensory Seeker?
Or the Wild Card?
Maybe you're a little bit of all four.
And perhaps that's the real magic of fantasy adult toys.
They don't tell you who you are.
They give you another opportunity to discover what you're curious about.
So choose the creature that catches your eye.
Explore at your own pace.
Keep communication, consent and comfort at the centre of the experience.
And most importantly…
Have fun with it.
Because at LubeLady, we don't believe your bedroom has to be predictable.
Sometimes it can be mysterious.
Sometimes magical.
Sometimes a little weird.
And occasionally…
it can be completely out of this world. 👾🖤
🐉 Ready to Meet Your Creature?
Explore the Creature Cocks collection at LubeLady and discover which fantasy creature is waiting to become your new favourite.
And remember…
Forget your star sign. Your creature might tell you much more. 😈🖤
