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Three very different fantasies. Three very unusual creatures. One seriously playful collection.

What happens when your bedroom takes a detour through a mythical forest, an ancient dragon's lair and somewhere very, very far away from Earth?

You get Creature Cocks. 😈

We've already explored what fantasy adult toys are, discovered which creature might match your bedroom personality and met some of the wonderfully weird characters hiding within the collection.

But there are still three creatures waiting in the shadows.

One is beastly.

One is dragon-born.

And one appears to have arrived from somewhere beyond the stars.

So dim the lights, leave reality at the door and let's meet the final three creatures in the LubeLady Creature Cocks collection.

🐾 Meet the Beast

Creature Cocks Beastly Tapered Bumpy

Let's start with the creature that doesn't need wings, horns or tentacles to make an impression.

Beastly Tapered Bumpy is all about texture and an unmistakably creature - inspired shape.

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With its silver finish, tapered profile and bumpy silicone texture, this is one for anyone who looks at a traditional adult toy and thinks:

“Could we make that a little more interesting?”

The answer, apparently, is yes.

🖤 The Beastly Personality

If Beastly Tapered Bumpy were a person, it wouldn't be the quiet one standing politely in the corner.

It's the one entering the room dramatically.

It's confident.

It's unusual.

And it's definitely not trying to blend in.

That's part of the appeal of fantasy sex toys.

They don't have to imitate reality.

Instead, they can embrace exaggerated shapes, unusual textures and imaginative designs that make the experience feel completely different from a conventional toy.

And if you're someone who enjoys exploring texture, the bumpy design gives you another element to consider when choosing a fantasy toy.

Of course, everyone's preferences are different. What feels exciting to one person may not appeal to another - and that's exactly why having a variety of shapes and textures is so useful.

💭 Your Beastly motto:

“A little texture never hurt anybody.”

Well…

With sensible preparation, appropriate lubricant and listening to your body, of course. 😉

🐉 Enter the Dragon

Creature Cocks Dragon Spawn

Now we're getting properly mythical.

If you've ever imagined stepping into a dragon's lair, Dragon Spawn might be about as close as your bedside drawer is going to get.

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This multi-coloured fantasy design combines a dragon-inspired appearance with a variety of ridges, grooves and textured details.

But there's something else that makes Dragon Spawn particularly unusual.

🥚 Yes… this dragon has eggs.

Dragon Spawn is designed around an ovipositor fantasy and comes with three silicone eggs, making the egg-laying concept part of the creature's overall fantasy design.

And let's be honest.

That's quite the conversation starter. 😂

It's another great example of how fantasy adult toys can go far beyond simply changing the colour or shape of a traditional toy.

You're not just buying an object.

You're buying into a little story.

A creature.

A fantasy.

An opportunity to let your imagination take over for a while.

And if you're already a fan of the egg-laying fantasy found in the Larva and Deep Invader from our previous Creature Cocks article, Dragon Spawn gives you another creature to add to that particularly unusual little corner of the collection.

🐲 The Dragon Personality

Dragon Spawn is for the person who loves mythology, fantasy and a little theatricality.

Maybe your fantasy is a medieval castle.

Maybe it's a magical kingdom.

Maybe it's simply Halloween with the volume turned all the way up.

You could even build an entire themed evening around it.

Think:

🕯️ Low lighting,
🐉 Dragon-inspired decorations,
🖤 Black or red lingerie,
🎵 Atmospheric music,
🎃 Halloween accessories,
💦 Plenty of lubricant,
✨ And, obviously, your chosen creature,

You don't need an elaborate roleplay scenario.

Sometimes simply changing the atmosphere is enough to make an ordinary evening feel like something completely different.

💭 Your Dragon motto:

“Enter the lair.”

👽 Take Me to Your Bedroom

Creature Cocks Orion Invader

And now we're leaving Earth entirely.

Because apparently dragons weren't far enough away.

Meet Orion Invader - the space-age creature bringing a distinctly extraterrestrial aesthetic to the Creature Cocks collection.

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With its purple silicone design, veiny/ribbed texture and curved tip, Orion Invader looks like something that has travelled considerably further than your average bedroom accessory.

And honestly?

We approve of the journey. 👽

🌌 The Space Explorer Personality

If your fantasy tastes run more toward science fiction than medieval mythology, Orion Invader is a completely different flavour of fantasy.

Think:

Alien planet.

Unknown galaxy.

Intergalactic explorer.

First contact.

Or perhaps simply:

“I want something that looks like absolutely nothing else in my collection.”

That's the beauty of fantasy sex toys.

There's no requirement for them to make sense.

They don't have to represent something you've experienced.

They don't even have to represent something you want in real life.

Fantasy can simply be fantasy.

And that's an important distinction.

Being curious about an imaginary creature doesn't mean you need to recreate that fantasy literally.

Sometimes it's the novelty, aesthetics and imagination that make something appealing.

💭 Your Orion motto:

“The bedroom is only the beginning of the universe.”

🐉 Which Creature Wins?

So we've now met the final three.

🐾 Beastly Tapered Bumpy

For the texture explorer.

You like something a little more sculptural and unusual.

🐲 Dragon Spawn

For the mythical fantasy lover.

You want your bedroom to feel like you've stepped into another world.

👽 Orion Invader

For the sci-fi adventurer.

You're ready to boldly go where very few bedside drawers have gone before.

And here's the thing:

There isn't a right answer.

You might be drawn to one creature because of its appearance.

Another because of its texture.

Another because the fantasy itself makes you curious.

And you might look at all three and think:

“Why am I being asked to choose?”

Fair point.

🌈 Why Do Fantasy Adult Toys Appeal to Us?

Fantasy is a fascinating part of sexuality because it allows us to explore ideas without necessarily wanting to turn them into real-life experiences.

You can be fascinated by monsters.

You can love vampires.

You can adore dragons.

You can think aliens are incredibly intriguing.

You can enjoy the aesthetics of something completely fictional.

And none of that requires you to explain yourself.

Fantasy can simply provide a little escapism.

And let's face it - adults could probably use more opportunities for that.

Between work, bills, washing, emails and remembering whether you've actually taken the chicken out of the freezer…

Sometimes it's nice to have somewhere else to go.

Even if that somewhere happens to involve a dragon.

💦 Every Creature Needs the Right Supplies

Whether you're exploring a beast, dragon or extraterrestrial, comfort should always come first.

When experimenting with fantasy toys - particularly those with unfamiliar shapes or textures - lubricant can help make the experience more comfortable.

For silicone toys, a water-based lubricant is generally a useful starting point, but always check the manufacturer's specific compatibility instructions before use.

And naturally, LubeLady has you covered.

💧 Wet Stuff Plus

A handy 100g tube for keeping in your bedside drawer or taking along for spontaneous adventures.

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✨ Wet Stuff Gold

Prefer a larger bottle?

The 270g pump bottle makes it easy to have plenty on hand.

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🌿 Wet Stuff Aloe Vera

Looking for an aloe-vera-infused water-based option?

Wet Stuff Aloe Vera adds another choice to your LubeLady lineup.

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Always check the individual product information for compatibility with your particular toy and condoms.

🧼 Don't Forget Creature Care

Even the wildest creature needs looking after.

After use, clean your toy according to the manufacturer's instructions, paying particular attention to textured areas, grooves and ridges.

Wet Stuff Clean 235g Toy Cleaner is an easy addition to your toy-care routine.

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Follow the product instructions carefully, rinse or wipe thoroughly as directed and allow the toy to dry completely before storing.

A little maintenance goes a long way toward keeping your favourite creature clean, protected and ready for its next adventure.

🎃 Perfect for Halloween - But Not Just Halloween

Obviously, Creature Cocks and Halloween make a ridiculously good combination.

But here's the important thing:

You don't need to wait until October.

Fantasy doesn't have a calendar.

Dragon Spawn doesn't suddenly stop being a dragon on November 1st.

Orion Invader isn't checking the date.

And Beastly certainly isn't asking permission.

😂

Use these toys as part of a Halloween-themed evening if that's your thing.

Or incorporate them into a completely ordinary Saturday night.

You could pair your chosen creature with:

• A favourite lingerie set,

• Stockings or hold-ups,

• A costume,

• Roleplay,

• Sensory play,

• Music and atmospheric lighting,

• Massage,

• A couples' date night,

• Solo exploration,

The important thing isn't creating the “perfect” fantasy.

It's finding what you enjoy.

🖤 Fantasy Is About Curiosity, Not Pressure

If you've never tried a fantasy adult toy before, there's no need to feel like you have to dive straight into something completely unfamiliar.

Start by browsing.

See what catches your eye.

Read about the materials and features.

Think about what textures and shapes you normally enjoy.

If you're playing with a partner, talk about it first.

And if something doesn't appeal to you?

That's completely fine.

Trying something new should feel exciting, not pressured.

Fantasy is supposed to give you more possibilities - not create another list of things you “should” be doing.

🐲 Three Creatures. Three Fantasies. Infinite Possibilities.

And there we have them.

The final three creatures in our Creature Cocks adventure.

Beastly Tapered Bumpy - the textured beast. 🐾

Dragon Spawn - the mythical fantasy. 🐉

Orion Invader - the extraterrestrial explorer. 👽

Three very different designs.

Three completely different personalities.

And three reminders that adult toys don't always have to be predictable.

Sometimes they're about sensation.

Sometimes they're about aesthetics.

Sometimes they're about curiosity.

And sometimes you simply look at something and think:

“That is absolutely bonkers… I love it.”

And honestly?

We're here for that. 😂🖤

👑 Your Fantasy, Your Rules

You don't have to choose the creature that everyone else likes.

You don't have to explain why a dragon catches your eye.

You don't need a reason for being curious about something from another planet.

And you certainly don't need permission to have a little fun.

Your bedroom can be whatever you want it to be.

A gothic castle.

A dragon's lair.

An alien planet.

A haunted mansion.

Or simply your bedroom on a Tuesday night.

Fantasy is yours to explore.

So choose your creature.

Set the mood.

Grab your favourite lingerie.

Get the Wet Stuff ready.

And let your imagination take over.

Because at LubeLady, we're firm believers that ordinary is optional.

And sometimes…

The wildest adventures begin with the strangest little creature in your bedside drawer. 🐉👽🖤

🐲 Ready to meet yours?

Explore the Creature Cocks collection at LubeLady and discover which wild fantasy is calling your name.